“What’s going on with Frau Bock this morning?” “Oh, she ate a clown for breakfast.” My new favorite German phrase; “ate a clown”. Used if you’re acting goofy or going out of your way to get a laugh out of the crowd. Also used as a sarcastic dig, like someone thinks they’re so funny today; Read more

Since I’m COMMITTED to posting once a week here I am. This is just a general overview of certain trips and things that stuck out to me. The beach I’m not the biggest fan of beaches but I was excited to travel outside of Hamburg and see the North sea. One of the best parts Read more

These are just some things I’ve noticed after almost two weeks in Germany. Pretty much everything shocks me but here are some standouts. Shock #1 Germans really really care about bread. Every single meal offered at the hostel somehow offers or centers around bread; doesn’t matter how. Within the first thirty minutes of arriving at Read more

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my dad wants to make sure this works hehe Read more

I’m leaving literally rn. This is my first post just to make sure that it’s working. More content to come when I arrive! Read more